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Jim Holsenback wrote:
> I have a fairly big yard and another lot next door that I keep the grass cut
> (almost 7 acres) ..... after a particularly warm humid day of grass cutting
> I thought it sure would be cool to have a lawn laser ..... There are some of
> you in this group that have pretty furtile imaginations so I'm already
> laughing at responses! Now keep in mind that I just want to cut the grass
> but not harm bug, birds and any other critters that might get in the way
> ..... haha ..... this might even make a good cartoonish POV scene.
If the region is warm enough to support growth throughout the year, put
a fence around the field, and then add a horse or two.
Overheard at the feed store in Mountain Home, Idaho:
RANCHER: What was that last guy wanting?
CLERK: Advice on taking care of his lawn.
RANCHER: How big?
CLERK: An acre.
RANCHER: What a waste.
Regards,
John
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