Jim Holsenback wrote:
> I have a fairly big yard and another lot next door that I keep the grass cut 
> (almost 7 acres) ..... after a particularly warm humid day of grass cutting 
> I thought it sure would be cool to have a lawn laser ..... There are some of 
> you in this group that have pretty furtile imaginations so I'm already 
> laughing at responses! Now keep in mind that I just want to cut the grass 
> but not harm bug, birds and any other critters that might get in the way 
> ..... haha ..... this might even make a good cartoonish POV scene.

If the region is warm enough to support growth throughout the year, put 
a fence around the field, and then add a horse or two.

Overheard at the feed store in Mountain Home, Idaho:

RANCHER:  What was that last guy wanting?

CLERK:  Advice on taking care of his lawn.

RANCHER:  How big?

CLERK:  An acre.

RANCHER:  What a waste.

Regards,
John

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